Time to Pretend
MGMT
Oracular Spectacular
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hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.
amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag
how do you determine if someone is too old to date?
Anonymous

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

"she’s not perfect;
no
but when we’re lying down
on our bed
and she fits my limbs
so easily
when she’s dragging her lips
on my neck
even in her sleep
i guess i’m allowed to boast
that she’s pretty
damn close"
- Unknown (via 6bitch6craft6)
diluded:

similar posts here ☾
malformalady:

Dual colored rose, likely the result of a genetic mutation